What better way of getting noticed at a world class sporting event than to sit yourself right in the camera line of one of Wimbledon 2009's major events, Michael Llodra crashing in to a ball girl on Court No 1, whilst playing Tommy Haas?

I can’t help but think that I should have been wearing a t-shirt advertising Blueleaf when I saw the images of myself in the crowd on the Telegraph website and in the slow motion replay of the 200,000 times watched YouTube clips.

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